Monday, May 01, 2006
Today at work as I was exploring the finer intricacies of pencil sharpening a rather sweaty, bald, and morbidly obese man threw open the door to my office and squeezed inside. When he caught sight of...
View ArticleThursday, May 04, 2006
I was on the ground floor of my office building today waiting for the elevator. As I stood there ruminating on the benefits of applying lemon juice to avocados, a young ruffian sauntered in from...
View ArticleFriday, May 12, 2006
If I were to have to choose a Billy Joel song to represent my feelings when two very large and hairy Greek men brandish their machetes at me, I would have to say either ‘Only the Good Die Young’ or...
View ArticleThursday, May 18, 2006
Assignment: Your Italian cousin Robert has sent you a letter inviting you to spend the summer with her at her home in Florence. Respond to this letter. Cara Roberta, Sono felicissimo di parlare con te!...
View ArticleMonday, May 29, 2006
I leave for Florence on Thursday. I suppose I'll have to write stories on actual paper now. C'est la vie absurde.
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